100 Essential items for Authors

1.  The Chair pan:  Have you ever sat down to write,  got on a really good kick and just can't stop but then. .. you have to pee?  Yes that is why we need chair pans.  We can sit, write and pee to our hearts (and stomachs) content non stop!

2. The Finger Massager:  Do you fingers hurt after writing non stop for hours?  I know mine do!! So the right thing to do would be to get a finger massager! 

3." Instant Sleep" Pills:  Staying up late writing can be very tiring.  It is exhausting and with your fingers in pain, you just want to fall asleep by the time you are finished.  And of course for those of us who stay up ALL night writing, we need the next item.

4. "Instant eight hour sleep" Pills: Take one pill with a glass of water.  Sleep for five minutes and it will feel as if you have slept for eight straight hours!

5. Zip Line snack transportation system:  If you have seen Psych (episode 8 of season 3) then you know exactly what I am talking about! (if not,  I highly recommend that you watch it!) This zip line can transport the snacks from the kitchen,  directly to wherever you are sitting while writing.  This way you do not have to leave your seat when you get hungry! 

6. The never ending ink pen:  I love to write out my stories before I type them.  I love having a notebook full of idea's,  details and little tid bits about the book I am working on so that I don't have to go back again and again to make sure that my details are kept straight.  So a pen that has never ending ink,  would be amazing!