You know this conversation from the movie? Here, let me refresh your memory:
Gollum: “You don’t
have any friends, nobody likes you!”
Smeagol: “I’m not
listening, I’m not listening.”
Gollum: “You’re a
liar and a thief.”
Smeagol: “No!”
Gollum: “Mur-der-er.”
Smeagol: “Go away!”
Gollum: “Go away?” *Insert Gollum laugh here*
Smeagol: *Insert
Smeagol crying* “I hate you, I hate you!”
Gollum: “Where would you be without me? Gollum! Gollum saved
us! It was me! We survived because of me!”
Smeagol: *Smeagol
crying stops* “Not anymore.”
Gollum: “What did you say?”
Smeagol: “Master looks after us now, we don’t need you
anymore. Leave now, and never come back!”
Gollum: “What?”
Smeagol: “LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!” (Repeat 2x)
Now pretend this conversation is happening between you and that little voice:
Evil voice: “You don’t
have any talent, nobody likes your writing!”
You: “I’m not
listening, I’m not listening.”
Evil Voice: “You’re a
horrible writer.”
You: “No!”
Evil voice: “Word killer.”
You: “Go away!”
Evil voice : “Go away?” *Insert Gollum Evil voice laugh
here*
You: *Insert Smeagol
you crying* “I hate you, I hate you!”
Evil voice: “Where would you be without me? Gollum! Gollum
Evil voice saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!”
You: *Smeagol your crying
stops* “Not anymore.”
Evil Voice: “What did you say?”
You: “Master I look after us me now, we
I don’t need you anymore. Leave now, and never come back!”
Evil Voice: “What?”
You: “LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!” (Repeat 2x)
Don't listen to the little voice! Send it away and tell it to never come back!
Because you are good enough, and you can do this!
Because you are good enough, and you can do this!
I enjoyed this application. So true.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Isn't it?
DeleteMy voice tends to be more sneaky. Do it later, plenty of time... very friendly sounding and very tempting.
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Moody Writing
Ooh, inspiration for another writing tip post. :) But I know what you mean. Sometimes that voice sneaks in to. And you know what you gotta do? Show it who's boss. :D
DeleteGood luck. :)
But, you know, Gollum does come back...
ReplyDeleteWell I said to follow this conversation, not Gollum's entire story. ;)
DeleteAt first, I thought this was an awesome idea. Then the same thing hit me that Andrew says . . . it doesn't work for Gollum.
ReplyDeleteGood thing we're not all Gollum then. :)
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